Me: Good night Avery. Avery: My penis got stuck. But now it's aaaaaalllllll not stuck.
Me (noticing a basketball game): Avery, what game are they playing over there? Avery: They're playing shoot!!
Me: (reading from a book) You should remember that God loves you, so if you feel too young or too small to do something, God will help you. Avery: God is our best friend. Me: That's right! Avery: He's the president. Me: Um....ok.
Avery: Mommy, see that sign? (deer crossing sign) It says watch out because you don't want to hit the reindeer running across the road.
Avery: Mommy, why is your hair so long? Me: Because I let it grow. Avery: JUST LIKE ELSA SAYS! LET IT GROW!