Friday, September 05, 2014

Avery-isms



Me: Good night Avery.
Avery: My penis got stuck.  But now it's aaaaaalllllll not stuck.

Me (noticing a basketball game): Avery, what game are they playing over there?
Avery: They're playing shoot!!

Me: (reading from a book) You should remember that God loves you, so if you feel too young or too small to do something, God will help you.
Avery: God is our best friend.
Me: That's right!
Avery: He's the president.
Me: Um....ok.

Avery: Mommy, see that sign? (deer crossing sign) It says watch out because you don't want to hit the reindeer running across the road.

Avery: Mommy, why is your hair so long?
Me: Because I let it grow.
Avery: JUST LIKE ELSA SAYS!  LET IT GROW!

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