Me: Avery, that's a lot of poop!
Avery: I did it all by myself with my butt!
Me: Are you a good big brother?
Me: Can you take good care of Cassidy?
Avery: I can't take care of Cassie - she's too heavy!
Me: Avery, where's the clicker?
Avery: I am super-Avery! I will find the clicker using my super-eyes! I need a cape.
Me: (crying a
Avery: Mommy, you can't cry because I'M crying!
Avery: Mommy! I'm getting another piece of orange!
Avery: Mommy, don't say ok, say "please take another piece of orange."
Me: Please take another piece of orange.