Avery: Mommy, my belly hurts! Me: Did you drink too much juice? Avery: Mommy! My butt hurts! I drank too much juice for my butt!
Me: Avery - did you see that kangeroo? He jumped over the biggest rock ever!! (A cartoon kangaroo jumping over Ayers Rock in Australia) Avery: Mommy - that's not a rock. That's a loo loo. Me: Umm....it's a loo loo? Avery: Yeah.
Me: Avery, it's almost Halloween and you get to dress up! Do you want to dress up like a cowboy?? Avery: No. Me: Buzz Lightyear? Avery: No. Me: A monkey? Avery: No. Me: What do you want to dress up like? Avery: I want to dress up like....um....a bee! Me:....really? What does a bee say? Avery: ....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Avery: MOMMY! What's that red sign say? Me: It says STOP! Avery: NO! It says "TREES!" Me: Trees? Avery: YES! It means......TREES BLOW DOWN!